I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend. The weather around here was lovely. The people were plentiful. The smell of elephant ears, sweat, and leather filled the air. While I’m not the biggest fan of pride, it’s always fun to see so many people get together and just have fun, dance naked in the fountain, watch drag, get drunk, and show off. It’s certainly not the most political statement we could muster, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t fun to watch, and mostly harmless, so why not?
I was passing out comics during most of it. If anyone actually came to check out the site after reading one, a big THANKS to you all! Next year I’m doing stickers. People fucking LOVE stickers, I found out. ALSO, anyone who read the comic I passed out, a quick note: as you can see by the original print, that comic specifically was co-written by Christopher Darling. I made the mistake of leaving his name off the flyer, and felt HORRIBLE about it. Just saying.
Now, if you’re familiar with Blake Mason or UK Naked Men, no doubt you’re familiar with Matt Hughes. One of the biggest wangs in the industry right now, he’s also adorable and quite the top (though he has bottomed in some Blake Mason vids). Yes, I’m a bit of a size queen, but even if that isn’t your shtick (ha, shtick.) it’s still an impressive sight. Like, does he get dizzy when he gets hard? Can he even WEAR a speedo? And you can’t help (or, at least I can’t help) but wonder if the bottoms he gets paired up with are actually having a good time…
Either way, he’s one of my favs. So I thought I’d share his official site with you today, and I googled ‘Matt Hughes’. Only to find this site instead.
Now, for some readers, THAT Matt Hughes might be way more delicious than the twinky number I was originally talking about. But that’s not why I’m showing you that site. I’m showing you because of the delicious, delicious irony behind it all. Here’s a super macho, heavyweight boxing champion with A FLIPPIN’ BIBLE QUOTE UNDER HIS NAME (which is a whole other level of wonderful irony), a site full of testosterone. AND A GAY PORN STAR USED HIS NAME.
The joke is almost as wonderful as Matt #1’s cock.
Has Matt #2 seen this? Does he know that a Google image search with not only bring up his super jock-tacular mug, but gay porn too?
The moral: Google Matt Hughes and you’ll find not one, but two of the biggest dicks around.
I know, I know, TOTALLY late on the game on this one. But honestly, I was getting a little bored with the Lady, and hadn’t seen a video in a while. Then I saw this one, and realized why I was getting bored. Hearing Lady Gaga is only half the fun… watching her is also essential for the whole experience.
I was watching this video for the first time in a cafe with my headphones on, and I made a very audible “oh shit“, forgetting that, although no one could hear the music, they could still hear me… When I jizzed in my pants later on in the video, I tried to keep it down.
GOD THAT BLUE JETSONS SUIT GETS ME SO HOT AND BOTHERED.
All I know is that I want to see her VS. Beyonce SO BAD.
Depending on where you work, this might be perfectly suitable for work. Boners might just what your company specializes in. You’re just doing research. Product knowledge. Right?
Awkward Boners is both funny and sorta arousing. Like straight porn.
So this video is pretty old, but still one of my favorites. I’m posting it because I couldn’t find a clip of her new song “Laughing With” which seems pretty good so far, and as always, a simple yet cool video. This girl’s got class.
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