Our fellow Hillbilly John is back from across the pond and back on the hill. Suddenly every coffee shop, every book store, and every dark sketchy alley holds a dear, dear memory of forgotten lust, excitement, and case of the herp.
Last year, perhaps some of you out there witnessed the spectacle that is RuPaul’s Drag Race. For those of you unfamiliar, we’re not talking about cars going around in circles, but rather the most ridiculous, extraordinary, and talented drag performers all ass-kissing and bitch-slapping their way to the top of this imaginary mountain that RuPaul has created. It is, in a word, spectacular.
The second season began this previous Monday and, while I missed it, I was promised that it is, in fact, better than last years. This both excites and scares me. If you’d like (and you would), you can join me in watching it online here. If you’re in Seattle, you can watch it an hour earlier at its officially sponsored location “The Lobby” around Broadway and Pike. Anytime they say “Lip Sync for your life!” shots of Absolut are $1 for 15 minutes. That sounds like an absolutely terrible idea, and one I fully support.
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I’m sure most of you have seen the link to the right under “awesome web comics” called Abel Boddy. It’s quite a classic within the “gay webcomic” scene. However, digging a little deeper, on THAT blogroll, you can find a link to C. Edward’s other webcomic “MeatCute” (”MEATCUTE”? “Meatcute”? Whatever.) Here you’ll find a ton of simple, three panel strips with lots of raunchy, raunchy gay sex. The current series ‘ 12″ Roommate ‘ is basically just a series of shoving giant cartoon wang into little cartoon butts. Win-win, right? On top of that (pun not intended) you also get to see a lot of personal sketches and rough drawings which is a whole other layer of porn for an artist like me.
Check it out here.
Not that I or anyone I know would ever look at pornography on the internet (/sarcasm) but I did in my travels through the interwebz stumble across this little gem of a video on Xtube.com. I was not at the time actively trying to get off, boredom having driven me to Xtube more than my libido, but had that been my goal it would have been utterly foiled by one minute and eight seconds into the video as I started laughing out loud.
Now, ostensibly these are “straight” men who have been driven to gay porn by the troubling economic times. In reality, (and evidenced by the GAAAY reaction given by all parties involved) you and I and everybody else knows they’re just gays looking to make an easy dollar. Regardless their pretense of masculinity, the video brought a smile to my face, so enjoy and please share it share with your friends and family.
So, Tegan and Sara. They’re, you know, cool, I guess.
Ok, I went to The Evergreen College in Olympia WA, and if I was to say, out loud, that I didn’t really get Tegan and Sara I would have probably be bludgeoned to death by dildos from a collection of very angry lesbians within earshot. I mean, these two are practically demi-gods within the community. It must be the funky hair and colored American Apparel denim or something. I just don’t see it.
Hold on, my Lady Gaga playlist just ended….
Anyway, reader CJ sent this video in, and I must say I like the song a lot and the video is…well, it’s Tegan and Sara. And I’m getting post-traumatic about college.
(Thanks CJ!)
Metric and I have a sordid past. I’ll listen to them for months at a time, get sick of their stuff, then leave it alone for a year or so. Then I remember them, or in this case, someone reminds me, and I end up listening to them for months again. Its sort of like that person who’s not really your lover, but that friend you see every so often and pick up right where you left off. I really love this song, and the video is surprisingly simple but really well done.
Metric “Gimme Sympathy”
(Thanks Julian!)
If there was ever an amateur porn site with heart, soul, and dick, it would be Tommy 9×6. I wish more hung guys out there did what he’s doing.
You see, college student Tommy here, who’s penile dimensions are 9 by 6, decided that he wanted to show off his stuff to people, guys and girls, who might enjoy seeing it. So, he started his own-semi professional video blog and it has since blossomed into quite the biz, where his bandwidth costs are surpassing his tuition! I love it because he mixes things up every week: while they’re mostly all jerk-off films, he adds a new theme, toy, or something. He adds at least a new video per week, so I highly recommend signing up for a month, if not three. C’mon, help the college guy out: he might be our next Mr. Hughes.
