003 “Sick Dick”

Before anyone gets too concerned, my bits are fine and strep-free. For the time being, anyway.

To most of my friends, it’s no secret that I’m a huge hypochondriac, and a scenario like the one above is more likely than one might think. I’ve usually stop by the campus health center every once in a while for some totally benign skin issue–hey, it could be cancer!

When people like John and I are as close as we are, things get shared. Friends, drinks, music, diseases, whatever. When it comes to the latter, its really anyone’s guess who gave it to who, since we’re both equally whore-ish. I believe we’ve given up on the blame game and pretty much summarize–”Hey, have you noticed X symptoms?” “Yeah, try X treatments, stops the discharge” “Cool, thanks.” We’re a precious little peetree dish.

Its rare for me to get full on sick by something that’s “going around”. I consume so much vitamin C, I wouldn’t be surprised if the HIV was defeated by the amount of citric acid in my system alone.


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