If this dialect doesn’t quite make sense to you, don’t worry, you’re not alone. I had to have one or two people “proof-read” this dialogue to make sure I was conveying the correct and appropriate nerdiness.
Half the Hillbillies are in a new D&D campaign, and I sit on the sidelines watching with some morbid fascination. There’s some familiarity to it. Then I realize, I’m swapping stats half the time I’m interacting with gay men — as Clark demonstrates above. Just swap a few terms and you’re already good to go: “classes” to “types”, “equipment” to “designer brands”, “spells” to “drinks” and “weapons” to “wangs”. DONE.
You go out with your “clan” (fellow homos and hags), dive into a new dungeon (bar/club/bathhouse), and you attack the monsters within (no translation needed).
Just do it safely. Curses, especially the sexually transmitted ones, can take down even the biggest barbarian.
woah… that guy’s eyebrow… why won’t it come down?!
I believe the dex and int scores, but yarite chr bonuses.
He has a 5% of passing that roll regardless of validity, 15% if you include your lolchr.
el oh el, must watch Gamers – http://www.gamers-themovie.com/
OMG it sounds like Dungeons and dragons, lol, seriously.