Seattle recently broke its record for hottest day EVER. We got to 104 degrees. For those of you laughing that off in New Mexico or whatever, you must realize that the humidity is about 4 million percent. That makes for some very sweaty balls indeed.
A gaggle of gays and I went to the local water park “Wild Waves” (where the waves aren’t really all that wild, but “Kinda Crazy Waves” didn’t roll of the tongue) and we had a blast. We don’t really have many decent water parks here, since it’s raining 90% of the time, but all things considered it was a good ol’ time. Not the kind of place I recommend trying to cruise in, however, since most of the clientele was A.) under 15 (shame on you!) or total straight frat-boys with his two (two!) girlfriends. Good luck there. And having sex on an intertube is REALLY difficult. Trust me on this. Its not as easy as that one foreign porn makes it look.