So, after the first round of merch, some of you pointed out that maybe, just maybe, you didn’t want to word “rectum” on your head. To that, I say: Boo on you. BUT, after going into a children’s center with said hat, I can now sort of see the uncomfortableness that can ensue.
SO! Two new shirts are now in the Capitol Hillbillies store, as follows:
“Lady Bits” (From this comic)
Which also comes in Ladies:
And to show your Capitol Hill pride, this little number:
I really really REALLY like these shirts. Perfect for your grandmother or upcoming wedding anniversary. Thanks for lookin’!