Now, if you’re familiar with Blake Mason or UK Naked Men, no doubt you’re familiar with Matt Hughes. One of the biggest wangs in the industry right now, he’s also adorable and quite the top (though he has bottomed in some Blake Mason vids). Yes, I’m a bit of a size queen, but even if that isn’t your shtick (ha, shtick.) it’s still an impressive sight. Like, does he get dizzy when he gets hard? Can he even WEAR a speedo? And you can’t help (or, at least I can’t help) but wonder if the bottoms he gets paired up with are actually having a good time…
Either way, he’s one of my favs. So I thought I’d share his official site with you today, and I googled ‘Matt Hughes’. Only to find this site instead.
Now, for some readers, THAT Matt Hughes might be way more delicious than the twinky number I was originally talking about. But that’s not why I’m showing you that site. I’m showing you because of the delicious, delicious irony behind it all. Here’s a super macho, heavyweight boxing champion with A FLIPPIN’ BIBLE QUOTE UNDER HIS NAME (which is a whole other level of wonderful irony), a site full of testosterone. AND A GAY PORN STAR USED HIS NAME.
The joke is almost as wonderful as Matt #1’s cock.
Has Matt #2 seen this? Does he know that a Google image search with not only bring up his super jock-tacular mug, but gay porn too?
The moral: Google Matt Hughes and you’ll find not one, but two of the biggest dicks around.
OMG think may have to find him online :p
and lol at the irony