We’ve gotten to the point where we have to add descriptive surnames to Williams collection of similar named boyfriends. I mean, I understand its easy to date two or three Michaels, Chris’s, Johns, etc….but when you’re going on, like, five of a particular name it’s really just absurd. And obviously, if the first four didn’t work out, maybe it IS the name that’s part of the problem. At least it’s easier not to slip up and say the wrong name in bed. They’ll never know, that is, unless you start getting very specific, like “Oh Michael from Canada, that feels so good” when you’re actually riding Michael from the club. Hey, it happens.
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