I think I’ve heard every method, trick, or tactic in the book for revealing an ambiguous man’s true orientation, but none seem quite as fail-proof as the one above. Not only can I tell if he’s gay, but also if he’s married with a wife and home, bisexual, or a virgin. It’s all in the tongue.
The setting for this comic is actually Seattle’s own Top Pot donuts, where I’ve gained many a calorie since moving up here. If you’re going to visit the Great North West, make sure this place is on your to-do list. It’s much cheaper and much more impressive then that needle from space, or whatever.
I dunno, I’ve had guys with their mouths wrapped tightly around my Genitals or vice Versa, turns out they were straight
I’ll disagree with your opinion on Top Pot (although it’s still damnably good). Try the vegan doughnuts and the seasonals from Mighty-O, up near Greenlake.
Less gay cruising, but you can always go over to the park and watch shirtless guys run the trails… (Gay running group Frontrunners Wed night too!)
I actually live near Greenlake, and I’m VERY familiar with Mighty-O. And really, it’s just choosing the difference between two wonderful things…Top Pot’s amazing quality, selection, and “so good its bad for you” taste, or Mighty-O, which is more like “wait, this is vegan? But it’s DELICIOUS”. The raspberry ones especially. So yeah, win-win! Ha, thanks for the Frontrunners tip!
If you ever head down to Portland, you have to try VooDoo Doughnuts. They have voodooo doll doughnuts with raspberry blood and a pretzel state in the chest. My personal fav is the cock-n-balls donught with cream filling.