If ya’ll have been looking for a new porn to download (or rent, if anyone still does that?) I simply must recommend this one. One shouldn’t judge an adult film by its cover, unless its cover is as stunning as this:
Look at the twink in the upper right hand corner! It’s like he’s really flying in the sky! Next to his broom, because that’s how magical twinks fly. That is, when the broom’s not up their ass.
You should also note who it’s from…the creators of “The DaVinci Load!” Excuse me while I go Google something….
I don’t see it
Huh, don’t know how it changed, but I fixed it!
I put on my robe and wizard hat…