145 “With Love, Of Course”

Our boy John has an unfortunate case of the H1N1 string, and it sounds like it royally kicked his ass. He’s feeling better (the Facebook tells me) but still not fun, especially when you work as hard as he does. Maybe that’s why I never get sick? Getting sick would take so much effort.

Exciting news for any Capitol Hillbillies out there! Pony Bar is coming back! Yaaaaay! Such good memories there, I’m hoping the new location can capture the true skanky-ness that the original pulled off so well. I mean, I felt like I needed to practice safe sex just wanking off there (not that I ever did, mom). And I loved it. So, welcome back. I always liked you better than ManRay.

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  1. joel

    i am so there tomorrow night – look for the crazy redhead!

  2. John

    Three things: (1) it’s nice to know you were concerned that I had swine flu, (2) I wouldn’t otherwise have known it, since YOU DIDN’T SO MUCH AS COMMENT ON MY STATUS FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK I WAS ILL, and (3) the wanking thing is absolutely true: I knew the second I was on my way to recovery when I wanted to jerk off for the first time after many (like, six!) days of hand-chastity.

  3. Ryan

    Sucks man. I’m not even risking going to my house because my sister has it.

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