William and I were asked by the wonderful Nathaniel Swift to pose for his new line of shirts. The shoot was hysterical; everyone was straight except, of course, the models, so it’s was a little awkward being “really gay” in front of so many people who, in theory, create babies. William and I did our best to be the gayest Mormons out there, and I feel we were successful, as were our fellow Mormon lesbians. (Which the straight male crew seemed very enthusiastic to work with.)
No beating around the bush (hehe, bush): you NEED this shift shirt. Here, in all our biblical glory, is my lovely co-model/writer/hillbilly William and I making Joseph Smith so very, very proud.

And for the lezzies:
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You can get these along with some other spectacular novelties (Bullshit Glasses, Dirty Politics Hand Sanitizer) at www.nathanielswift.com.


