This is more of a local deal — those of you outside of Seattle probably don’t know about it and probably can’t make it (but you should try), and those of you IN Seattle know about it already. So why am I posting it? Because tickets go on sale THIS WEEK, TWO DAYS FROM TODAY, FRIDAY SEPT. 25TH!

So what is Hump? Well, you can go to The Stranger’s website here to figure it out, but basically it’s an amateur porno film festival. There are two catagories: “Hot” and “Humor” and both are a lot of fun. I’ve never been to one yet, but I have every intention to go to this one, their 5th year running. Not only because I love porn (surprising no one, I’m sure) but because William (”that tattoo guy”) is appearing in his second HUMP porn! He did so well the first time, and the movie he was in went over so well, that the director invited him for another. Last year’s entry was a play on Dune, entitled “Douche: Dry and Sandy” and was amazing. This years: “The Filth Element”. Are you excited yet?