Haven’t YOU ever wanted to take a freshly manicured new-gay under your rainbow feathered wing? I know I have. It’s a hobby, you know? I don’t have the money for model trains.
It’s a big, scary, improperly lubed-up world out there, and some of us need to set a good example. I highly doubt any of the hillbillies are such an example, but we have good intentions. Or, at least, our penises do. We must teach them the proper lingo, hand gestures, positions, secret hand shakes, mating calls, and knitting patterns that it takes to survive this jungle of clubs, cafes, and American Apparels.
Where were you when i needed you?
Oh how I need some Big Gay Brothers and Sisters.
It really is a give back sort of thing. lol.
gives new meaning to the term “Community Outreach”
We must teach them the proper lingo, hand gestures, positions, secret handjobs… I mean shakes, I said SHAKES!!! or did I???