John is in the middle of, what he claims is, the “worst kept secret affair in history.” We’re not quite sure how the other man doesn’t know, but we’re just figuring it’s his rapid memory loss and weak bowels.
As I reach the quarter-century mark in my own age, I realize how insensitive the gay community can be towards age. I tell people how old I’m turning, with a twinkle in my eye that only comes from the realization that I can soon, you know, rent cars or whatever. They respond “Oh, that’s great” but it’s not genuine. It’s that same “Oh, that’s great” that people say when you tell them you’re Mormon, or that you’re getting married to your douche-bag boyfriend, or that you’re going to a Jennifer Lopez concert. I’m not dying, people. If there’s one thing we gays know how to do, it’s age gracefully. I’ll just wait till I’m 35 or 40, start shopping at the Gap, and bleach my hair and BAM, I’ll be getting carded at the bars in no time again being confused for Jonathon Taylor Thomas. I won’t blame you if you don’t know who that is — remember, I’m ancient.
New site design (again). I like the cleaner look, and there’s a few new things, mostly the amazing “buy” button by any comic strip. If you want a high-quality print of the print you’re looking at, just click there and I’ll send it your way. Feedback always welcome: stu@capitolhillbillies.net or comment below.
last year on halloween I dressed relatively normally. When I went to the Cuff a young stick figure asked me “What are you dressed as?” So I responded, “You know–I ride from my crypt to suck the fluids from the young and unwary. I’m the Gay Methusela.” He gave me a confused look and said, “you’re a meth dealer?” “No honey,” I replied, “I’m 30.”
I thought you were already dead in Gay years
Wow, I can’t believe you think people don’t remember Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I’m 19 and I think he’s SO sexy. I really wish he was still acting!
Found the comic today, so yay for new fan? ^^;
Related: I turn 29 this month, and sometimes I wonder if my next birthday present is gonna be a coffin. I’m not dead yet. >.>
Sometimes I think it’s the opposite for lesbians. We’re considered baby dykes until we’re thirty.
I guess I’ve been nearly dead for a long time. Nonetheless, I managed to still have a great life.
heh gotta love how ridiculous some people look during that mid life crisis period.
love the new site design as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaeeKbZibOM
fuck so that means im like 72 in gay years O.o fuck im old T_T