beats to beat off to: alicia keys “try sleeping with a broken heart”
By Chris on December 10th, 2009Posted In: Rant
Ok, sure, she kinda looks like she’s a lesbian. And yeah, she sorta looks like she’s channeling Ultra Violet, with a touch of Rogue’s powers. And fine, that may be the worst spandex leotard since Shakira’s She-Wolf number. But man, freaky superhero lesbians are SO not my type, AND YET I just wanna eat Miss Keys right up on a silver platter. Those BOOTS. That HAIR. The EYES. That TATTOO. And if she can bring puppies back to life (like Jesus) I bet she gives amazing head (like Jesus). I really don’t know what the fuck is going on in this video, but like Our Queen B, does anyone really care?
Alicia Keys “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart” video.
Oh yeah, the song’s not bad too.
