Yeah, I saw the movie. It was cute and fun and hip — probably better on mute. Some of the lines in the movie had me laughing out loud, and not because they were meant to be funny. I know it’s a kids movie, but come on! Not all kids movies have to sounds like a Disney channel TV series! Anyway, I’m sure absolutely no one is surprised that I took a perfectly innocent plot and took it to the very darkest gutters of my mind. You’re welcome?
I’ve read all five books. It’s A LOT BETTER THAN THE MOVIE. Very funny. You should read it.
Oh don’t worry, Children’s movies are easy, I mean come on, about 90 percent of the characters don’t where pants. Having worked in a Subway restaurant, you can find plenty of material there. and it doesn’t help when out of nowhere you and your roommates have condiment names. We like to have a little mayo (me) and mustard (my straight male roommate) on a double meat trio, all on top of a footlong Italian…. That joke never gets old.