182 “up and coming”

When a lezzie friend told me that her and her date watched a movie, my reaction was, of course, that of most gay men I know. Surely, it’s universally known that “watching a movie” means “let’s put in this movie that neither of us are really interested/one of us has already seen as an excuse to cuddle on the couch/bed until hands start to wander.” I thought our female lovin’ friends worked the same way, but I was mistaken. When I ask another gay man if he’s seen a film, and his answer is “Yeah, I saw part of it” I don’t exactly think that’s because he fell asleep in the theater…

One of these days, I’ll actually see the ending to “Mists of Avalon.”

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  1. eddiec

    HAHAHA I wish people would actually watch the damn movie! I don’t like having to bat away a wandering hand just so I can figure out if those crazy scientists actually make it to the surface in The Core, or if the pie-making pregnant waitress got with the gynecologist! I cold have skipped that movie though. Oh and get the book. The Mists of Avalon did not make a very good movie ;) .

  2. Anti-Breeder

    Dude, you just pause the terrible movies, get it done, then return.

    I’m glad I’ve seen the end of some many romantic comedies!

  3. speaksick

    I always feel terrible for actually wanting to watch the movie.

    It’s not my fault that you thought the original ‘Bedazzled’ was boring!

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