Michael was ready to burn the poor woman’s face off with a soy latte when his date texted him to let him know he was looking for parking. Shit could’ve gotten ugly.
5 minutes late is pretty standard, 10 minutes is a little rude, and at 15 minutes, I would leave. That is, if there was no word from the date — no text, message, call, etc explaining that they’re looking for parking, missed the bus, or just wrapping up a previous hook up. Being early? HA!
You’re obviously not french, and, duh, never get a date with ME, dear
(I mean, duh, 30 minutes is average for me, heeeeee.)
Nobody stands me up,, and if you do, I make sure you will pay! No Mercy BUTTSEX!!!
no seriously though, I will RIPP YOU UP!!
I miss that shirt. Someone’s stupid muscles stretched it out, QQ
“COFFEE WENCH” XD
Anyone who stands me up WILL DIE. Unless, of course, their grandmother spontaneously croaks or their cat is horribly mutilated by the neighbors dog a few minutes before our meeting. That kind of thing.