Michael was ready to burn the poor woman’s face off with a soy latte when his date texted him to let him know he was looking for parking. Shit could’ve gotten ugly.
5 minutes late is pretty standard, 10 minutes is a little rude, and at 15 minutes, I would leave. That is, if there was no word from the date — no text, message, call, etc explaining that they’re looking for parking, missed the bus, or just wrapping up a previous hook up. Being early? HA!
You’re obviously not french, and, duh, never get a date with ME, dear
(I mean, duh, 30 minutes is average for me, heeeeee.)
Nobody stands me up,, and if you do, I make sure you will pay! No Mercy BUTTSEX!!!
no seriously though, I will RIPP YOU UP!!
I miss that shirt. Someone’s stupid muscles stretched it out, QQ