208 “one degree to clay aiken”

Whenever you’re in a small, tight-knit community, it’s hard to introduce someone when the whole town has already been there and done him.

In fact, when I meet someone and we can’t, after extensive research, find any “connections” like the ones above, it’s entirely unbelievable. As in, I won’t actually believe it. I will just assume you don’t remember the time you got drunk and hooked up with three of my ex-boyfriends. It’s not because I’M a slut (entirely) but because gays are just a very finite resource, and to find an untapped (ha!) one is simply unheard of.

Speaking of rare things and unicorns, someone was kind enough to tip the last comic to the folks at Unicorn Booty, and I want to pass them onto you, since the site is pretty amazing, pretty generous, and pretty gay.


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  1. Robby

    Haha! I love this, it’s pretty scary how true it is too. Here at this small college town of mine, we share our diseases whether we want to or not :-P

  2. Robby

    P.S. At first, I thought this was a racist joke, saying all black guys look alike! hehe

  3. Sean

    Hehe love this comic ^^
    Also I like the little Magic the Gathering joke xD

  4. differentRobbie

    is this the same friend from 61 and 132? he’s drawn pretty similar (just with lighter skin and no beard). He even has that green collared shirt. Does he get a name?

  5. Adro

    Is this really what Capitol Hill, WA is like?

    Dude I had this happen to me once. I met this sweet guy named Eric, (even though he was like 5′4″ a little short for me) and I found out he knew one of the gay kids I went to HS with named Steve. Steve is like the most obnoxious, superficial queen I’ve ever met . Finding this information consecrated my belief that Eric was tainted goods.

    P.S. He was giving me oral sex and instead of swallowing he spit on my carpet. Straw that broke the camels back.

  6. Clark

    @Adro – On the carpet?! Seriously, who does that? It’s not crime not to swallow but at least deposit the spooge in the sink or on a towel or something.

  7. John

    @differentRobbie–Yes, he’s the same character who appeared twice before, like you said. His CHB name would be Colby, I suppose, but Chris has never named him in the strip. He’s one of our shared non-Capitol Hill friends and one of my all-time closest friends, which is why we tend to appear together.

  8. -RB-

    Small world. X3

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