Have you all sobered up from your pride weekends yet? No? You can go back to bed. I’ll wait.
You never really know what you’re getting with an online hook-up until it’s dangling in front of your face. Unless you’re William, where he knows exactly whats he’s getting, like an enhanced version of the “guess your weight” carnival game.
Poor hairy guy.
:C
The delicious back-hair makes up for the penis size.