Out and proud gays in the military? That’s like out and proud politicians. Draaaaaaaaama. Besides, we’re pretty sexually charged folk, and most of us have a “thing” for uniforms, or muscles, or dominating personalities, or combat boots, or all of the above. There is a tremendous amount of porn that devoted especially towards the military fetish, I would think way more so than any other uniformed career. You don’t see “Waiters gone wild” or “Putting the ASS in Assistant Manager at Best Buy” very often, do you?
You do not.
Sure, there’s cops and firemen and all those, but we’ve been gaying those up for decades. We have a special place in our hearts (and bums) for the military scene, and once Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is repealed (and it will be), the next line of action will be Don’t Kiss, Don’t Tell.
I would TOTALLY watch “Putting the ASS in Assistant Manager at Best Buy”.
…Unless it was a Michael Lucas production.
*ahem* I have you know that waiters are DAMNED sexy folk – there’s bound to be waiter porn somewhere!
…otherwise it ought to be made. Immediately.
For what it’s worth, Best Buys don’t actually *have* an assistant manager per se.
Nonetheless, as a member of the oh-so-fabulous Geek Squad I would downl–err, buy– that without a second thought!
@Jack T: Rule 34. Let’s get to work.
I certainly hope a certain something is repealed so being in a certain association will certainly by a tad easier
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And hey let’s face it we can’t help it if military uniforms are just so sexually appealing…
And how do they do that? Why does a man in uniform rev my engines so much? Mysteries of the universe.