Normally, the saying goes “If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourself.” Well, since 98% of us can’t sodomize ourselves, we have to show another how it’s done.
Are YOU in the market for a Cthulhu-shaped dildo? Well boy howdy, are you in luck! (Thanks Silencio).

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CTHULU SHAPED DILDOS YAYYYYY. So Chris are you going to start selling CapHil dildos? Maybe one with your face on them?
o_O I can’t figure out if I’m turned on or not.
YAAAAAY!…..wait…. is that a zomie penis? … o.o .. strange.
but yeah, you gotta take that shit into your own hands.
And on a sad note, my bend over boyfriend left me. =(
NEWGAAAAYYY. 8D.
Those dildos… I’m both amused, disgusted, and turned on. |:
That “I Like It” song? Yeah…I mean I love me some Enrique, but *shakes head*.
also LOL @ your golden rule. I will keep this in mind.