The booth I was hanging out at was Prism Comics, which I know I’ve gone on and on about before — once again they’ve got my back, and it is now the home of Capitol Hillbillies merch. Here you can get the “Lady Bits” shirt and the new “Safe Word” shirt, both for only $10! Make sure to include the size you want in the “Special Instuctions” section. I’ll still be taking care of prints.

Lefts my WACOM board at home, so comic will be delayed till tonight or tomorrow morn. Sorry!

They might have cured AIDS this week — no one would have known, however, because THE ENTIRE WORLD IS FLIPPING OUT OVER THIS VIDEO:

And rightfully so. It’s pretty much everything you can expect from two weird-ass super divas such as these. I was, at first, a little put off, but then I realized I would have been disappointed if they had done anything less crazy.

And c’mon…the fucking Pussy Wagon is in it. You simple can not beat that.

ALSO. I will be at Emerald City Comicon TOMORROW, Saturday the 13th, hanging out with the awesome guys at the Prism Comics booth. I’ll mostly be selling shirts, including this new little gem:

After the con, I’ll be selling these on the site Monday. I’ll also be selling prints and doing sketches and passing out HJs and watching the above video over and over again. Please please PLEASE stop by and say hi if you’re there!!

Clark, an avid carnivore, has decided to cut pig out of his diet. Perhaps for health reasons, or perhaps Charlotte’s Web finally got to him, I’m not certain. And obviously, when he commits, he commits.

I want to see “The Secret of Kells” SO BAD. And my interest has only gone up since I found out it’s only playing in ONE theater in the U.S. So if any New York or European readers see it, tell me how it was!

Would anyone be interested in writing articles for Capitol Hillbillies? Shoot me an email.

Really, I can’t tell you how many unfortunate situations a little bottoming has gotten me out of. Almost as many as it’s gotten me into. Nothing says “I truly apologize” like your ankles behind your head.

Nothing.

A friend sent this game my way, and, like she said, it is Flash game perfection. It’s also the gayest game I’ve played since Sodomy Sodomy Revolution. If the word “this” doesn’t grab you, perhaps the name will: “Robot Unicorn Attack”

Michael was ready to burn the poor woman’s face off with a soy latte when his date texted him to let him know he was looking for parking. Shit could’ve gotten ugly.

5 minutes late is pretty standard, 10 minutes is a little rude, and at 15 minutes, I would leave. That is, if there was no word from the date — no text, message, call, etc explaining that they’re looking for parking, missed the bus, or just wrapping up a previous hook up. Being early? HA!

When a lezzie friend told me that her and her date watched a movie, my reaction was, of course, that of most gay men I know. Surely, it’s universally known that “watching a movie” means “let’s put in this movie that neither of us are really interested/one of us has already seen as an excuse to cuddle on the couch/bed until hands start to wander.” I thought our female lovin’ friends worked the same way, but I was mistaken. When I ask another gay man if he’s seen a film, and his answer is “Yeah, I saw part of it” I don’t exactly think that’s because he fell asleep in the theater…

One of these days, I’ll actually see the ending to “Mists of Avalon.”

The order in the first panel is a REAL ORDER that I heard from the twinkiest thing I’ve ever seen. His face look like a china-doll. Anyway, at that point I wondered if he was that picky about EVERYTHING in life. I imagine giving head to him was quite a process.

It’s been freakishly nice weather for Seattle in February. I gonna go enjoy that now. Kthxbai.

Yeah, I saw the movie. It was cute and fun and hip — probably better on mute. Some of the lines in the movie had me laughing out loud, and not because they were meant to be funny. I know it’s a kids movie, but come on! Not all kids movies have to sounds like a Disney channel TV series! Anyway, I’m sure absolutely no one is surprised that I took a perfectly innocent plot and took it to the very darkest gutters of my mind. You’re welcome?

It’s been almost 160 comics since I’ve done Valentines before, but the first ones are still one of my favorite strips ever. Here’s another round for ya. Pass them out to all your co-workers, classmates, loved ones, and tricks.

As you’ve probably guessed by my bitter bitter attitude towards romance, I don’t celebrate Valentines Day — with the exception of the day AFTER, when all that delicious chocolate is on sale for half off. It’s really just a dumb, dumb holiday — shouldn’t it be up to the couple to decide on a day that’s particularly special to them? Or have no reason at all for celebrating their friendship? I suppose I have more hope for the gay community and this holiday: after all, we’ve redefined relationships and marriage, why not greeting-card holidays too?