I went camping with about a dozen other gays this past weekend. It’s the best/worst idea to get that many homos together outdoors. It’s hysterical what they pack. Had we gotten lost or stranded, some of them wouldn’t have lasted a day, but they would have looked fantastic doing it. Their only defense against a bear attack might have been them poisoning the bear eating them with hair product and cologne.

Congrats to Trey B. for winning the Twitter contest! Check for a new contest this Friday. And thanks again to all the people who started following the CHB Twitter page.

(HEY! If you’re a fellow artist and/or enjoy checking out art, I added my Tumblr portfolio to the links on the right. I’ve been going into art-overdrive lately, and this is where I dump it all. Thanks!)

Sure, that other guy came out the other day. But that’s just more sad than it is entertaining. Lil’ Billy being gay, however, is not only adorable, but explains a lot. And really, we should have seen this coming:

Is that from H&M, Billy?

Also, Stu as a vinyl statuette!

Happy Friday, y’all.

Normally, the saying goes “If you want something done right, you’ve got to do it yourself.” Well, since 98% of us can’t sodomize ourselves, we have to show another how it’s done.

Are YOU in the market for a Cthulhu-shaped dildo? Well boy howdy, are you in luck! (Thanks Silencio).

REMINDER: Join the CHB Twitter page by Friday for a chance to win a high quality comic print of your choice or a piece of commission artwork from me!

I KNOW I am not the only one with this problem, tell me of your recent weak purchases, and leave a link if you can!

I’m taking a break from Beyoncé, because I’m sick of drawing her. Know what I’m not sick of? Ass jokes. Nope. Got a million of them, approximately.

If you’re a social network whore like myself, you’ll be pleased as punch about a few new upgrades to the site: below, you’ll find a “Like” and “Tweet” buttons, so you can post the comic on Facebook and Twitter (respectively). Also, Capitol Hillbillies now has it’s own Twitter account @CapHillbillies.

To celebrate (?) this event, there’s a contest going on: Start following the CHB Twitter, and on Friday the 27th I’ll pick a random follower. The Prize: either a high-quality comic print of your choice OR a piece of commission artwork from yours truly. As in, YOU tell ME what to draw and I’ll do my darndest to draw it. Neat right?

And of course, we’re still on Facebook. I’ve got more stuff planned than Clark can fit up his….well, you know.

So you know those NO H8 photos? The ones like this:

Well, if you’ve ever wanted to have one like that done yourself, now’s your chance!

The W Hotel in Seattle is hosting an official NOH8 Campaign photoshoot this Monday. Details are here.

The shoot is from 4-7 PM and there will be prizes given out by the W and happy hour the entire time. There’s a $40 donation required to have your picture taken, but if you bring a friend (or several!) it’s only $25 each. They provide the duct tape and NO H8 temporary tattoos, just wear a plain white shirt.

William and I will be there, and hopefully we’ll see you too! Now, here are more photos to get you ready and maybe give you some ideas!

On an unfortunate note, there will still be a base in Iraq, and we’ll be ‘keeping the peace’ and the like. Hopefully they’ll do it with some giant black dildos, that’s always a great way to shut people up in my experience. Oh, and we still own all the air rights above Iraq…..greedy much?

Too easy? Perhaps. But that’s never really been an issue for me.

Any readers getting married in Cali this week? Congrats! In the words of RuPaul “Don’t fuck it up!”

Reader Byron sent this to me. It’s funny, and reading it probably isn’t the worst thing you’ve done today.

Sounds like a great opportunity for some lovin’ under the stars! And if you miss them tonight, you’ll be able to see them tomorrow night as well!

The continuing saga continues. Oh Beyoncé. You wise, wise sage you. I’m not sure if I’ve ever been completely ready for your jelly.

That’s all I’ve got today. More, you say? Well, there’s that Cazwell video everyone’s been jerking too, and Queerty’s featuring a new gay webcomic. Neat.