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249 the night before christmas (remix feat. beyoncé)

Stu — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 17:58:29 +0000

Well hot damn. Look what happened. The last Christmas comic made it out, AND baby Jesus was born (or is that Easter? I can never remember). I hope you all enjoyed the Beyoncé Christmas story — its one that’s been passed down in my family for generations. Again, Merry Christmas to those that applies to, [...]

247 the night before christmas (remix feat. beyoncé)

Stu — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 20:08:43 +0000

Can I just tell you how much fun writing this has been? Although rhyming with things like “freak’um” “deja vu” and “derriere” proved to be a little difficult, I think it’s worth it in the end. Two more left! Looks like DADT is on it’s way out (don’t let the door hit your ass on the [...]

246 the night before christmas (remix feat. beyoncé)

Stu — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:02:05 +0000

How about a little holiday cheer from the hillbillies and our friendly neighborhood platinum artist? If you’re a jewish person who doesn’t like Beyoncé, you’re shit outta luck for the next two weeks. Sorry.

219 “dear beyonce part 3″

Stu — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 04:00:00 +0000

Too easy? Perhaps. But that’s never really been an issue for me. Any readers getting married in Cali this week? Congrats! In the words of RuPaul “Don’t fuck it up!” Reader Byron sent this to me. It’s funny, and reading it probably isn’t the worst thing you’ve done today.

218 “dear beyonce part 2″

Stu — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:00:00 +0000

The continuing saga continues. Oh Beyoncé. You wise, wise sage you. I’m not sure if I’ve ever been completely ready for your jelly. That’s all I’ve got today. More, you say? Well, there’s that Cazwell video everyone’s been jerking too, and Queerty’s featuring a new gay webcomic. Neat.

#217 “dear beyonce, part 1″

Stu — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 04:00:00 +0000

It’s about time we highlighted some of the crucial life-advice that one Mrs. Knowles provides us with. Wondering where this is from? Wonder no more. For all your Poke-nerds out there, I’ve brought you this: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you’re welcome.

193 “dorothy’s choice”

Stu — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 04:00:00 +0000

This comic would have been just a tad more accurate yesterday like I intended, but when half your life is in one city and your other half is in another, things don’t always as planned. Anyway, YAY GLEE!! I can tell for this season, they’re really cranking up the crazy. EVERYONE seems a little more nuts than [...]

Today in Scrabble…

Clark — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 00:21:22 +0000

New Rules. Sorry for making your head explode, William. At first I was happy, then I got really, really sad. Proper nouns are one thing, but backwards and floating? Seriously?! *sigh* Though the accompanying pic is pretty perfect for this blog. At least they’ll still be selling the game with the original rules. Via Mail Online.

188 “oh bother”

Stu — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 04:00:00 +0000

Really, with nine and a half minutes of material, I could go weeks and weeks writing comics from this source, but I’ll probably end it here. Probably. You know that Lady Gaga is trying to control your mind, right? Or that her and B are big lezzies? Well now you know the truth. Sorry the updates have [...]

186 “bad bad girl gaga”

Stu — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:00:00 +0000

They might have cured AIDS this week — no one would have known, however, because THE ENTIRE WORLD IS FLIPPING OUT OVER THIS VIDEO: And rightfully so. It’s pretty much everything you can expect from two weird-ass super divas such as these. I was, at first, a little put off, but then I realized I [...]