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308 wrong crowd

Stu — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:05:22 +0000

So none of this actually happened. When William and I tried to piece together exactly how John came around, it was convoluted and intricate, multi-faceted and complex. I mean, I suppose you could boil it down to us sleeping with him at different points, but this is obviously a family friendly site, and I didn’t [...]

307 brotherly love

Stu — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:23:23 +0000

So I took a few artistic liberties. William was actually Luigi. I don’t actually remember why they broke up. It was probably because one of them wanted to have sex with other people. I’ve heard that people want to do that from time to time. Even gay men! Crazy, I know.

306 all relative

Stu — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:30:03 +0000

William, a true beauty school drop-out, has been our source (well, their source ::ahem::) for new doos, wigs, weaves, and man-scaping. It’s probably safe to give him a decent percentage of thanks for ALL the ass Clark has ever received.

305 first impressions

Stu — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:11:23 +0000

Well, doesn’t William look a little different, yet familiar? Where have I seen that look before? Maybe on a particular baby gay? Maybe they don’t get along so well because NewGay reminds him of himself. Whoa, did shit just get real? I think it did. The realest shit you’ve seen this hour. Again, mostly true. Clark [...]

304 humble endings

Stu — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 18:05:35 +0000

Well, isn’t this how you make friends? I judge the integrity and loyalty of a potential friend based off their enthusiasm of a handjob, their passion and trust off their ferocity of a BJ, and ….well, I made an exception for Clark.

303 setting the bar

Stu — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:07:42 +0000

It’s a good thing ye gods over at Blizzard take a break now and than, or I might not have ever met Clark. I had just enough time to form a great friendship before “The Frozen Throne” expansion came out.

301 tea bagging

Stu — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 00:12:55 +0000

Clark has returned to the dark, dark, caffeinated abyss known as “barista-ing”. Or maybe that’s not what it’s known as, since I made the word up. Barista-teering? Baristing? Whatever, it’s magical. And while he may not be keen on the clientele all the time, he might as well have handed me a bag of gold. [...]

298 round 3

Stu — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:16:01 +0000

I’d probably let Jax put it in IRL. Least likely chance of my face being melted off or sawed in half or something.

297 i bet you’re a scorpio

Stu — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 23:32:57 +0000

So maybe we’ve been playing a bit of Mortal Kombat. Maybe that’s all we do. Whatever, no big deal. This game is pure nostalgia, organically grown, ground up, and served fresh in your favorite drink. You’ll be drunk by the fan service and the classic gameplay, techniques, and characters with a new coat of paint. It’s [...]

294 xbox three-sexy

Stu — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 01:50:13 +0000

The new voice commands in the Xbox 360 Kinect are both infinitely rad and dangerous. I just feel so bad-ass telling my device what to do, like suddenly I’m commanding my computer AI on a space chip. I just wish it responded in some polite female voice. British, even. Microsoft, it couldn’t take much to [...]