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316 all for naught

Stu — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:52:57 +0000

Don’t worry, we haven’t seen the last of Adam. I have a feeling he made quite the impression on John. Even if that impression wasn’t on his prostate.

315 slightly premature

Stu — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 23:35:51 +0000

309 old vagina and chain

Stu — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:09:46 +0000

I’m updating from the Oregon coast. I fired up Grindr because, hey, I’m spending the whole weekend with my extended family. I deserve a lay on the beach or something. Within 20 miles, there are three, THREE men. And one of them blocked me after a simple greeting. DUDE WHO ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Get [...]

308 wrong crowd

Stu — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:05:22 +0000

So none of this actually happened. When William and I tried to piece together exactly how John came around, it was convoluted and intricate, multi-faceted and complex. I mean, I suppose you could boil it down to us sleeping with him at different points, but this is obviously a family friendly site, and I didn’t [...]

299 street cred

Stu — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 21:54:40 +0000

People are actually trying to get these two hitched. That’s cute, in theory. But overall, not the best idea. And besides, the last thing we want is to have the two of them get gay-muppet-divorced. Remember how much Bert loved those damn birds? So remember those dental problems I had forever ago? When I kissed [...]

296 going the distance

Stu — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:57:02 +0000

15 feet away on Grindr Humpr? That’s practically a LDR for some gay men. I had to disable comments on the site for the time being, since I was suddenly inundated with spam (as in, hundreds of spam comments a day). You can log in and post on old entries, but newer ones will have [...]

291 chip-spunk

Stu — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 23:03:42 +0000

John’s sex-capades come in spurts, for lack of a better term (as in: there isn’t a more appropriate word for it than “spurts” because it’s both true and a jizz joke). He currently has what seems to be a never-ending oasis of Grade-AAA Delicious Man at his disposal, and he’s starting to feel it might [...]

289 not our most accurate anthem

Stu — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 23:49:55 +0000

This comic is a little rushed, but I’ll touch it up later. If it wasn’t now it would’ve been tomorrow. Enjoy, and happy Pride weekends!

286 teach around

Stu — Fri, 27 May 2011 18:35:14 +0000

Being a queer professor certainly has it’s up and downs. Especially for people who didn’t grow up around gay people, suddenly having someone to “look up” to, who plays an important part of their life, and is a big ol’ gay (not calling you fat or old John, don’t worry) is probably pretty exciting for [...]

285 ga-gag

Stu — Tue, 24 May 2011 20:24:03 +0000

You may have heard Lady Gaga’s newest single (from a record that seems to be pumping out singles faster than Gaga can change outfits). It’s fun. It’s catchy. It has a sax solo that so 80’s-rific that I can’t imagine anyone besides Jennifer Beals circa Flashdance getting down to it. Ask anyone, I LOVE a [...]