Capitol Hillbilles -- A weekly gay webcomic » matt hughes

169 “easier resolved than done”

Stu — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:00:00 +0000

So I brought Matt back for a second round: whether or not John was the poor sap on the other end of a tube sock is for you, dear reader, to decide. I, however, know that John is a little classier than that…a little more old school. He’d probably use the intestine of a goat, or something.

I meant to bring this up with the last comic featuring our very gifted porn star: not ONLY is Mr. Hughes doing straight porn, but…

…wait for it…

…he’s doing superhero straight porn(NSFW). No folks, you simply can not make this shit up. If you’ve ever wondered how the Dark Knight and co. get it on in all that latex and rubber, your questions can finally be answered. It sort of reminds me of all that comic book porn that I look at. Er, used to look at.

I hope everyone had an excellent new year. 2009 was Capitol Hillbillies’ second year, and thanks to all of you it was a great one: a few of your stumbled upon (both via StumbleUpon.com and otherwise) the site this year and I hope you’ll stick around. I’ve got some fun stuff planned.

168 “it kind of matters”

Stu — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:00:00 +0000

I’ve mentioned this guy before, and I’m sure a good chunk of you are familiar with his work, or at least his wang. I was looking into what he’s done recently and stumbled upon the fact that he’s bi — mostly straight, but obviously enjoys having sex with guys as well (to which I saw, thank you). But I wonder, isn’t it ANY fun for a woman to have that in her? I mean, there is no prostate up in there to make the pain a little pleasurable, right? It’s been a while since I’ve seen one, but I’m pretty sure that’s how it works. I’ll have to ask Lady Bukkake(NSFW) next time I run into her.

NSFWednesday: Matt Hughes and Matt Hughes

Chris — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:20:52 +0000

Now, if you’re familiar with Blake Mason or UK Naked Men, no doubt you’re familiar with Matt Hughes. One of the biggest wangs in the industry right now, he’s also adorable and quite the top (though he has bottomed in some Blake Mason vids). Yes, I’m a bit of a size queen, but even if that isn’t your shtick (ha, shtick.) it’s still an impressive sight. Like, does he get dizzy when he gets hard? Can he even WEAR a speedo? And you can’t help (or, at least I can’t help) but wonder if the bottoms he gets paired up with are actually having a good time…

Either way, he’s one of my favs. So I thought I’d share his official site with you today, and I googled ‘Matt Hughes’. Only to find this site instead.

Now, for some readers, THAT Matt Hughes might be way more delicious than the twinky number I was originally talking about. But that’s not why I’m showing you that site. I’m showing you because of the delicious, delicious irony behind it all. Here’s a super macho, heavyweight boxing champion with A FLIPPIN’ BIBLE QUOTE UNDER HIS NAME (which is a whole other level of wonderful irony), a site full of testosterone. AND A GAY PORN STAR USED HIS NAME.

The joke is almost as wonderful as Matt #1’s cock.

Has Matt #2 seen this? Does he know that a Google image search with not only bring up his super jock-tacular mug, but gay porn too?

The moral: Google Matt Hughes and you’ll find not one, but two of the biggest dicks around.